tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60423430885789928442023-11-16T11:21:38.583-06:00grey pouponthe curious scribblings of one who has everythingk bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-90490032549988398342010-05-31T17:32:00.005-05:002010-05-31T18:04:33.811-05:00easy like sunday morning<img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 309px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477569083553105314" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5SR4IPFBb19SaOo5ppPnoMdqoU_niCt-hhIORw75oI4KoUJbT2YVvwQmN63MkFpGvQ4SoqEb_A0LH3fcVpDsTEdSazIT7V1Ger2jMDKwCdgEuI71KAncjShZsHWY_V2u9twDGxkaLpvw/s320/3211168435_3f6d7f9282.jpg" /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIwzQ9NdODz05kKhUYjTGETw30S-bRk-DYEkIVMZkL-mLkj40ka91yQFc7INDCI6OVyAharly_-hVgtvGeUqh_-Z4T4ZMK4rlUcMKmINGmIspMHoFlPdYFswr-mWJxqaa5SzyI7Sbs9qQ/s1600/windowbed.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 215px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477571276025724098" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIwzQ9NdODz05kKhUYjTGETw30S-bRk-DYEkIVMZkL-mLkj40ka91yQFc7INDCI6OVyAharly_-hVgtvGeUqh_-Z4T4ZMK4rlUcMKmINGmIspMHoFlPdYFswr-mWJxqaa5SzyI7Sbs9qQ/s320/windowbed.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhENIoTey9gl7e_3eSAOpNha_upwZzqkAthkdhLqmTzl5oU1qK05c6uhcCRciZIsrAI6CKmRfzO8UICxVXo8-XzdfOnXugMYwjsxKYNzn2YcKE13KwJSBnjvRtcKckt_h6GRgMIl7EO8bk/s1600/tumblr_l3aewpqqbO1qazem3o1_500.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 214px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477571269926235570" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhENIoTey9gl7e_3eSAOpNha_upwZzqkAthkdhLqmTzl5oU1qK05c6uhcCRciZIsrAI6CKmRfzO8UICxVXo8-XzdfOnXugMYwjsxKYNzn2YcKE13KwJSBnjvRtcKckt_h6GRgMIl7EO8bk/s320/tumblr_l3aewpqqbO1qazem3o1_500.jpg" /></a><br /><div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477569095700485650" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMGam4mqXKwLI2XDx7pPIAuHd2pyi1qxAX3KqWFKybDQZqdMsB-Y2acjTvnNc2le5nz_neo6QNsD_Cdd2EHNe5DzZeUq5vHSCTJHBlvg1K9Y2r-h-8CLGDdbzDoELdHMoahtgu2iXENqk/s320/e055f2fc35c9967567f51365cdaafd6f_large.jpg" /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbEXcjjCNvckf8C5YasRn7Ec43x0xOewDf21Er0pkD7sriHRtqeF4m8kzSwB-Vmc1N6TM2tqfdu09NPqUo0YNwzlHuL98i6GolQxU93Vial1EoVfau0qO9TfDkj2X-GsSE8loSqqOdMh4/s1600/dsc_1364_56802735.jpeg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 213px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477569092033822402" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbEXcjjCNvckf8C5YasRn7Ec43x0xOewDf21Er0pkD7sriHRtqeF4m8kzSwB-Vmc1N6TM2tqfdu09NPqUo0YNwzlHuL98i6GolQxU93Vial1EoVfau0qO9TfDkj2X-GsSE8loSqqOdMh4/s320/dsc_1364_56802735.jpeg" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEit0Lkj95Mw3Buavpz5iDa-vthEUEmm-aQ-lGMQV1pJ29EcU8_IKlLGVNUf_1W_9Jh1Hy8CmEOtYP2t78TaI6e1MuBE8zrnT7pT7kkXl7Z9Mfx4vCENIoPAiJr68XqmKXVJWXFyA49-1aI/s1600/20090502193004.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 265px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477569092863688482" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEit0Lkj95Mw3Buavpz5iDa-vthEUEmm-aQ-lGMQV1pJ29EcU8_IKlLGVNUf_1W_9Jh1Hy8CmEOtYP2t78TaI6e1MuBE8zrnT7pT7kkXl7Z9Mfx4vCENIoPAiJr68XqmKXVJWXFyA49-1aI/s320/20090502193004.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div></div></div></div>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-10915060344782062882009-11-27T02:14:00.003-06:002009-11-27T02:16:50.535-06:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">I DID IT AND BOUGHT THEM AND THEYRE ALL MINE AND I JUST SAID FUCK YOU BANK ACCOUNT AND TOOK THE PLUNGE AND NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY UNTIL I FIND SOMETHING ELSE I WANT BUT DONT NEED. WAY OF LIFE,<br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">DUH.</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">if you need me i'll be lurking by my mailbox for 4-6 business days.</span><br /></div></div>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-3757601411163151092009-11-16T23:54:00.003-06:002009-11-16T23:57:29.379-06:00love of my life<a href="http://mamasarollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hot-buy-sam-edelman-zoe-boot.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 600px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 331px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://mamasarollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hot-buy-sam-edelman-zoe-boot.jpg" /></a><br /><div align="center">i need to own these or i might actually cease to exist.</div><div align="center">i have been lusting for 2 or 3 years now and theyre available again and </div><div align="center">holy shiiiiiit i just need to own these.</div><div align="center">as soon as i can kiss $400 something dollars away, they shall be mine.</div>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-74090548612392856082009-11-09T01:38:00.004-06:002009-11-09T01:41:57.463-06:00lols ain't dead<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CxsfUL6klzc&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CxsfUL6klzc&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />i remember having to watch this in school after we read the book when i was 12 or something and the lols that followed this scene.<br /><br />serious acting skillz!!k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-5901973098079110042009-10-31T09:34:00.000-05:002009-10-31T09:35:04.606-05:00somethin' strange, in the neighborhood<p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v4IC7qaNr7I&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v4IC7qaNr7I&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />somethin' weird and it don't look good! </p>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-88770413082222277052009-10-16T22:33:00.002-05:002009-10-16T22:45:05.262-05:00wild thing, you make my heart sing.....kind of.<br /><br />just finished watching the new and almighty live-action...<a href="http://www.atoasttothese.com/wp-content/themes/roundbox/roundbox/images/posts/All7.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 495px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 331px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.atoasttothese.com/wp-content/themes/roundbox/roundbox/images/posts/All7.jpg" /></a><br /><p>mixed feelings, guys. avoiding my in-depth, amazingly epic ~movie reviewer and critic~ essay, let's just say i thought it was good for what it ended up being.</p><p>and now, 100 liters of beer on the wall.... ?? let the wild rumpus start!</p>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-66948091856400732812009-09-19T02:32:00.000-05:002009-09-19T02:33:25.348-05:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YBNOkGsI47E&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YBNOkGsI47E&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />holy fuck.k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-32137651402035566042009-09-10T13:05:00.004-05:002009-09-10T13:13:49.689-05:00<a href="http://assets.designspongeonline.com.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gemma2.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 475px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 633px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://assets.designspongeonline.com.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gemma2.jpg" /></a><br /><div align="center">just saw this wall, think i drooled on myself...<br />click it for the full, drool-worthy effect<br /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">feeling very unproductive and bored<br /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">want to paint my room, wish it wasn't the biggest, most daunting task of the century<br /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">going to go force productivity out of myself now! EYEYEYEYEOW!</div>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-48690003830414676482009-08-30T10:49:00.005-05:002009-08-30T11:19:53.413-05:00<div align="center">so last night i stepped on a rusty nail. i just wanted to say that, because i mean.. i barely even knew rusty nails were for real.<br /></div><p align="center"><br /></p><div align="center">ANYWAYS i woke up at dawn, probz because rusty nails give you superpowers that make it so you dont need sleep and dont get hungover.<br /></div><div align="center"></div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 267px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375791672128573714" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdOLJa2WFM3R-0_P7wKfSyywvTUTYK0FppXehyphenhyphenE9aFzed75jpt3YpjOWUBqPtkAmY15-QBZmwv8sUR6tN06xpiywnb7SWwLTTVe2mLVzf3gOZaRVjzWH4TNzMA8mm0Bup_6SzWjKnSh5w/s400/IMG_7268.JPG" /> <p align="center">now its all sunny and hot-like, so im gonna spend the whole day sitting poolside, reading a book, loving the sun and discussing important world issues with maggi [processed cheese vs real cheese, and which one is appropriate in different contexts and situations].<br /></p><div align="center">anyways it's gonna be kinda hot like, all week. </div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center">so get outside! <span style="font-size:130%;">go to the pool!</span> <strong><span style="font-size:180%;">highfive the sun!<br /></div></span></strong><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs1skMjS9YSGHXVkC1Ulqp6ELuX2CP-rDvaknH9wkuWy6j_qxmVdQZMKpOU9UoQB76bX8tYtiG6GNeUa2WeU0EwXeLY4zVDXZg_xEH4Xh0OlSOkpmpkmg1KTELJ8FKQQ0EEEy4w4MPZ3Y/s1600-h/thesun.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 309px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375790546572957666" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs1skMjS9YSGHXVkC1Ulqp6ELuX2CP-rDvaknH9wkuWy6j_qxmVdQZMKpOU9UoQB76bX8tYtiG6GNeUa2WeU0EwXeLY4zVDXZg_xEH4Xh0OlSOkpmpkmg1KTELJ8FKQQ0EEEy4w4MPZ3Y/s320/thesun.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><div align="center"><br />it wants to be your friend~!</div><br /><br /><br />ps wear sunscreen because duh<br /><br />pps maggi just made me grilled cheese for breakfast. everyone should have a maggi.<br /></div>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-84329648380163369912009-08-26T23:31:00.003-05:002009-08-27T00:25:54.619-05:00hip to be square<a href="http://www.woobuzz.com/plugins/fckeditor/userfiles/image/maillot-quadranga.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 350px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 311px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.woobuzz.com/plugins/fckeditor/userfiles/image/maillot-quadranga.jpg" /></a><br /><div align="center">i know that its crazyyy</div><div align="center">i know that its nowhere</div><div align="center">but theres no denying</div><div align="center">that its hip to be square!</div><div align="center">....</div><div align="center">except its really, really not this time</div>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-58881294540224144282009-08-25T16:33:00.003-05:002009-08-25T16:50:02.855-05:00<a href="http://upload.digiex.net/files/u0nwszz9w4lbzisnh3po.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 383px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 263px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://upload.digiex.net/files/u0nwszz9w4lbzisnh3po.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><div>let's all just talk about n64 and mario kart and how great it is for a moment here, ok?<br />because it's the best.</div><br /><div>when i was growing up we had atari at the lake and nintendo at home, and then shit started getting all crazy and we eventually got a playstation when every other kid and their dog had n64.<br /></div><div>as a result of this, i was REALLY GREAT at crash team racing, the crash bandicoot equivalent of mario kart for the playstation, but i would continually make a huge ass of myself at birthday parties because apparently i didn't have the motor skills to get anything better than 8th place in mario kart, maybe 7th if someone's aforementioned dog was playing too. seriously, i still think the design of the n64 controllers BLOW, but anyways.</div><br /><br /><a href="http://scatter.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/wii-mario-kart-toad1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 494px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 455px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://scatter.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/wii-mario-kart-toad1.jpg" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>the shame of being so awful at n64 never fully left me, despite my many wins-by-a-long-shot on the playstation at my own birthday and sleepover parties... but now the year is 2009 and i find out my good pal eco has been holding out on me for months, and she has in her possession an n64 and mario kart! BEHOLD!</div><br /><div>i had to see if i was still just as crappy as i always was and GUESS WHAT? I'M TOTALLY NOT. now that i'm all grown up and have adequate uh.. gaming skillz? i can totally play and have a fighting chance! oh to be 22, it is truly so spectacular...<br /></div><br /><div>anyways soim totes the best now and can finally put my bad-at-n64 days to rest. super!! the moral of the story is this game just got 903043747 times better now that i dont completely suck at it. lulzzzz. </div><br /><br />maybe if i play the playstation one now i will totally blow the whole console up. probz.<br /><br />OKAY NOW REMINISCE ABOUT HOW SWEET THIS GAME WAS WHEN YOU WERE LIKE, 10 OR 11 OR LIKE 23 FOR ALL YOU OLD FARTS.k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-33209671855941843242009-08-01T02:43:00.003-05:002009-08-01T02:58:33.286-05:00"wondrously devastating"<span style="font-family:times new roman;">i'm pretty p.o.'d that i wasn't thinking when i made my blog and used some obsolete email address as the login and i just spent ten minutes trying to log in to post until i finally remembered i had the wrong email address. hot DOG!<br /><br />anyways i wanted to blog about something the other day and now i forget what it was so here's this book i'm reading that my good pal erik lent me and he works at a bookstore and is generally hip and happening, with the exception of his "casual-wear" shoes, now resembling some horrible hybrid between sneakers and sandals, only worse than those gladiator sh-andal bootie WHATEVER things, so he probably knows what he's talking about:</span><br /><br /><a href="http://10thirty.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/the-corrections1.jpg"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 317px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 471px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://10thirty.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/the-corrections1.jpg" /></span></a><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br /></span><br /><p><span style="font-family:times new roman;">i would tell you how it is but i'm currently only 26 pages in and i dont even think at least 8 of those are real pages.<br />apparently jonathan franzen dissed oprah when she picked it for her book club though and she got her panties in a knot over it so IT HAS TO BE GOOD, RIGHT? [does anyone even remember a million little pieces? worst. i knew the book was over when he talked about 'a fat otter with a paddle like tail' but failed to come to the conclusion that maybe what he was looking at was, i don't know, maybe A BEAVER.].<br /></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">the back cover is even full of about a gazillion amazing reviews and franzen is looking quite stoic in his author photo. win?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:times new roman;">and why is it so cold that i have to wear sweatpants to bed in the middle of summer and i can't feel my feets? does this mean</span> i will still be able to play on my slip n' slide for my bday in january?!?? i can't wait!~!!!!<br /></p>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-84278684187985150482009-07-02T21:48:00.007-05:002009-07-02T22:04:57.860-05:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFlYQpGoOdzW15gP4EpC2g8xOv0DtUjHz-y1zzSmXWrgut27hShxfpNBeESBUw25zUuasbdsOh2CVxjMrOIB8YGraHMmrDRtcsvsUr4iNJKJFZZ-MRprUnMWq-KkhfOqAKyCmV_-bzL7s/s1600-h/christophe_gilbert_08.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354062480109288738" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 276px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFlYQpGoOdzW15gP4EpC2g8xOv0DtUjHz-y1zzSmXWrgut27hShxfpNBeESBUw25zUuasbdsOh2CVxjMrOIB8YGraHMmrDRtcsvsUr4iNJKJFZZ-MRprUnMWq-KkhfOqAKyCmV_-bzL7s/s400/christophe_gilbert_08.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">you know when some people get way too excited about having kids and end up having a litter?</span> </div><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu2-z9qrd-zsQEFZEQxR2Dxjqrd-iS2QpdR_wlpkaNC5FTsTMh6-l_TkrAUBqODLsM11nllFRmK16vsCRwqnUubS5vp8OS7SEUvxIf0_cAhi_3TNHThtTwBCSPCUM7QBQJ3eWPtEgW_hw/s1600-h/serie1_p_009.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354061457821385170" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 259px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu2-z9qrd-zsQEFZEQxR2Dxjqrd-iS2QpdR_wlpkaNC5FTsTMh6-l_TkrAUBqODLsM11nllFRmK16vsCRwqnUubS5vp8OS7SEUvxIf0_cAhi_3TNHThtTwBCSPCUM7QBQJ3eWPtEgW_hw/s400/serie1_p_009.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">barf.</span> </div><div align="center"><br />photography by christophe gilbert </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">in other breaking news, urban outfitters is finally making my lifelong dream of becoming a real live pony into a reality!<br />wow, thanks you guys!!!</span><br /><a href="http://images.urbanoutfitters.com/is/image/UrbanOutfitters/16518938_00_b?$detailmain$"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 291px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 431px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://images.urbanoutfitters.com/is/image/UrbanOutfitters/16518938_00_b?$detailmain$" border="0" /></a>uhm. wat.</div>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-25576539881549626352009-06-11T20:12:00.004-05:002009-06-11T20:17:42.110-05:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrwQBtP6-aom5uev39y0d9hDdIqJkgM8j3UMWoBIApdPkN4Ov5U74P7mBjcejJQ6j0mXF2qeu9-MsM-iFqnVfubiWvfTqEXPNUL7RzfWbNRKCl-1zKdi6F-kRI2K6WM9LTS2kJRNvkcVM/s1600-h/fromthepeople.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346243549278355090" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 304px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrwQBtP6-aom5uev39y0d9hDdIqJkgM8j3UMWoBIApdPkN4Ov5U74P7mBjcejJQ6j0mXF2qeu9-MsM-iFqnVfubiWvfTqEXPNUL7RzfWbNRKCl-1zKdi6F-kRI2K6WM9LTS2kJRNvkcVM/s400/fromthepeople.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center">photos from "The Taunt" are up!<br />they look awesome!! i'm stoked i got to take part and be creepy!<br /><a href="http://fromthepeoplephoto.blogspot.com/">http://fromthepeoplephoto.blogspot.com/</a><br />check it out, they've got all kinds of neat projects currently in the works tooooo<br /><br />also, it is surprisingly easy to get shaving cream, baby powder, cooking oil and a multitude of other goodies out of your hair after glopping it all in there for a few hours!<br /><br /></div><br /><a href="http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs097.snc1/4722_187154190410_724645410_7172055_3309846_n.jpg"></a><br /><br /><div></div>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-10202181466577375772009-06-10T01:04:00.003-05:002009-06-10T01:10:44.449-05:00speaking of<p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Bi6s3msQfdA&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Bi6s3msQfdA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">i know it's old and i know everyone has probably seen it but...<br />LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW IN LOVE WITH THIS DANCE I AM.<br />no, seriously, if you don't like it you're probably an asshole and i don't think we can be friends.<br />so well done! so adorable! myyaaaahh!!!<br />makes me want to put off sleeping and push all my furniture aside and go to town dancing all night, despite the fact i just worked a twelve hour day and i work again in the morning for another billion hours.<br /><br />i miss dancing more than most things. won wonn.<br /><br /></span></p>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-86675331922941454832009-06-09T17:42:00.004-05:002009-06-09T17:51:40.301-05:00magic soap tingles<div align="left"><blockquote><a href="http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/products/images/288.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/products/images/288.jpg"></blockquote><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 260px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 260px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/products/images/288.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:180%;">so...</span> </span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">this is my new favorite thing.<br /></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">this stuff is the best.<br />no, really, <strong>THE BEST</strong>.<br />it's like a whole-mouth-clean for your entire body!!<br />it makes you all cooly and tingly and amazing<br />and basically the smallest amount makes so much lather action, which is just great if youre like.. 22 and poor/a stingy cheapskate, you know?<br />and then it leaves you all smooth feeling!!<br />im considering calling into work so i can just sit here admiring how smooth my legs are right now.<br />plus it makes the bathroom smell like you just cleaned it!<br />i cant even believe how awesome this stuff is you guys.<br />i never want to do anything but shower ever again.<br />thank you dr. Bronner and your magical soap that you can use for everything ever!! you're the bomb!<br />i dunno why i didn't get wise to this stuff a thousand years ago when i first heard about it.<br />get into it....</span></div>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-74034718185354365822009-06-03T19:07:00.005-05:002009-06-03T19:16:54.517-05:00tree shapers<div align="center"><a href="http://atgallery.apartmenttherapy.com/assets/0015/8961/0603_pooktre04_rect540.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 384px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 540px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://atgallery.apartmenttherapy.com/assets/0015/8961/0603_pooktre04_rect540.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">um, what? soooo cooool!<br />what is this, like the most tedious art form ever?<br />either way, very cool. they make giant stick tree people and tables and stuff too!<br />here's the website: </span><a href="http://www.pooktre.com/index.html"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:85%;">http://www.pooktre.com/index.html</span></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">i want a live tree chair.<br /></span><br /></div><a href="http://atgallery.apartmenttherapy.com/assets/0015/8951/0603_pooktre03_rect540.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 381px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 514px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://atgallery.apartmenttherapy.com/assets/0015/8951/0603_pooktre03_rect540.jpg" border="0" /></a>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-74291049263946836072009-06-01T00:06:00.002-05:002009-06-01T00:23:30.357-05:00inspired by kittens<a href="http://www.fredaldous.co.uk/shop_images/product_fullsize/ppsf25.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.fredaldous.co.uk/shop_images/product_fullsize/ppsf25.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:130%;">sundays inspired by sundays:</span><br />-brunching</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">-shopping trips</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">-tennis-ing</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">-high class dinners</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">-arts and crafts</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">-movies because apparently ive only seen two movies in my entire life</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /> </div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">all sundays from now on will include the likes of fooding with friends, tennis leaguing like pros and arts and crafts. maybe throw in some bike rides for good measure?</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;">after todays brunch we went to wal-mart for our art-ing needs and picked up some super sweet etch-a-sketch things, paint by numbers and tennis rackets. this is what we got!</span></div><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">our walls are going to look so sweet now even if we are cripples</span><br /><br /><div><a href="http://www.reuels.com/reuels/test/media/wnr/wnrpl26.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 272px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 217px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.reuels.com/reuels/test/media/wnr/wnrpl26.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="https://www.clarkcraft.co.uk/images/pbn/pl35.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://www.clarkcraft.co.uk/images/pbn/pl35.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">i dunno when paint by number got so tech, but whatever<br />these things take forever!!</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">we might get them done by like, the end of summer or something<br /><br />oh also maggi resisted the urge to draw more porno on the magnadoodle for the entire weekend!!<br />NEW RECORD GUYS.</span><br /><br /></div><div></div><div><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div></div>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-81806236413009485362009-05-25T14:54:00.003-05:002009-05-25T15:01:36.259-05:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY7XTl8l8meNZj1A3MDv3NNzzj7fnpFzGlrPcmJvhc6cuOTlwmpAtO6kE5yw3mI8uUbgfCKRgDoXEoPu4PWUQZR-nNf5_DxVJff5pmE5Tkh9Spty7kHbDid6F7dLPxCnYISN4sRBJnIlA/s1600-h/saturday2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339852639119255474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 327px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY7XTl8l8meNZj1A3MDv3NNzzj7fnpFzGlrPcmJvhc6cuOTlwmpAtO6kE5yw3mI8uUbgfCKRgDoXEoPu4PWUQZR-nNf5_DxVJff5pmE5Tkh9Spty7kHbDid6F7dLPxCnYISN4sRBJnIlA/s400/saturday2.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><strong><br /></strong></span><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><strong>"</strong></span>Sometimes</span> I can hear my bones straining </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;">under the weight of all the lives I'm not living.<strong><span style="font-size:180%;">"</span></strong></span><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"> </span></strong></div>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-71276623780211458822009-05-10T13:31:00.003-05:002009-05-25T15:05:07.812-05:00paper girls and paper boys<span style="font-family:times new roman;">this is the neatest little project i've seen in awhile.<br />brilliant!<br />who wouldn't love to receive a bundle of art while walking down the street?<br />wish more people were doing small things like this.<br /></span><br /><object height="300" width="400"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4146359&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1"><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4146359&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/4146359">Papergirl #3</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user1495215">Papergirl</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/">Vimeo</a>.<br /><br /><strong>http://www.papergirl-berlin.de/</strong><br /></p>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-70084827099760411852009-05-10T03:40:00.007-05:002009-05-10T13:03:27.044-05:00<div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">before maggo burnt her scalp right off, she jerked it with the head tingler.<br />which is the best invention ever, in case anyone didn't know.</span></span></div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi62AGcshpEZw2CebXE7iv4yAxegfrWzqFdHOLPBoNtHZhOlKWZnJil6c8cL_IEkeWNiOlE8CegPmR-eQS2zZyHRZ6OE_o4qShwo80f3QPt27xG5laLpPTFVSSftCCuLRzUx9Jzm-OsQNU/s1600-h/tingler.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334119606109469778" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi62AGcshpEZw2CebXE7iv4yAxegfrWzqFdHOLPBoNtHZhOlKWZnJil6c8cL_IEkeWNiOlE8CegPmR-eQS2zZyHRZ6OE_o4qShwo80f3QPt27xG5laLpPTFVSSftCCuLRzUx9Jzm-OsQNU/s400/tingler.jpg" border="0" /><br /><p align="center"></a></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">seriously, it would eliminate all need for relationships, almost.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.catchingfireflies.com/product_images/a/kik13__24402.jpg" /><br />LOOK. it equals instant relaxation!<br /><br />so maggi set herself on fire, which was horrendous.<br />then she did it again an hour later.<br />dear maggi, i know you want to be a fiery redhead but just get real already.<br />burnt hair smells worse than week old garbage.<br />won wonnnn.<br />this was entertaining for fives minutes.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"></p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRQFezHCeSz_-rSHWLyMrddr1cUtmYTs1MK48taprhslBDOkfvJEwaK0zoHSr-7QAU5aeeBICre0FdzQ8kVnUa-yXAjjczA2mWL1GoXNGlC6cTjI7zRLkZNuYwJCrqPxs6SRqqFchypbA/s1600-h/Picture0036.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334249143309454546" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRQFezHCeSz_-rSHWLyMrddr1cUtmYTs1MK48taprhslBDOkfvJEwaK0zoHSr-7QAU5aeeBICre0FdzQ8kVnUa-yXAjjczA2mWL1GoXNGlC6cTjI7zRLkZNuYwJCrqPxs6SRqqFchypbA/s400/Picture0036.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"></a> <span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br /></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;">i don't understand how to operate the internet.</span><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;"><br />i have two days off, also, sort of. the possibilities!</span></span></p>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-54387882306808385782009-05-07T02:10:00.005-05:002009-05-25T15:02:16.788-05:00<span style="font-family:times new roman;">conversations:<br /><br />l: did you know...<br />k: that your head is the size of a grape<br />l: that mom named you kristen because she wanted you to be a ten and not a tine?<br />k: and mine is the size of a pretty good strawberry. yes i know.<br />l: [unimpressed face]<br />k: it's because she thought i was a perfect ten, not something goats eat. tin. direct quote. i'm not even fucking with you.<br />....<br />k: dad named you leanne because he was really really high.<br />l: shut up.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">--------------------------------------<br /><br />r: what kind of sandwich did you get?<br />k: veggie sandwich... with ham.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/2/19/9/baby-sloths-in-a-box-11870-1235054721-3.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 600px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/2/19/9/baby-sloths-in-a-box-11870-1235054721-3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">anyways, here's some sloths in a box.<br />mawwwww.</span></p>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-36786728993021908922009-05-06T03:14:00.004-05:002009-05-25T15:03:11.032-05:00<div align="center"><a href="http://weheartit.com/images/20090501192432.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 500px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 444px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://weheartit.com/images/20090501192432.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:times new roman;"></span><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">i don't see why not?</span> </div></div>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-76003043830678423002009-05-05T01:32:00.003-05:002009-05-25T15:02:57.815-05:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_M4kLYcJUnH4/SfZ2vC0dW0I/AAAAAAAAWm4/ml-FYyaMxug/s400/ll_94mercer_034-copy.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 325px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_M4kLYcJUnH4/SfZ2vC0dW0I/AAAAAAAAWm4/ml-FYyaMxug/s400/ll_94mercer_034-copy.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://assets.designspongeonline.com.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/aun2.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 475px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 699px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://assets.designspongeonline.com.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/aun2.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:times new roman;">floor to ceiling bookshelves.</span><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">want.</span><br /><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">now.</span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">think beauty and the beast.</span></div></div>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042343088578992844.post-21786921052724424292009-05-01T03:19:00.007-05:002009-05-25T15:02:02.341-05:00<p align="right"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7WLX9HSPHYkoliGEvLf5Kau8EtjcFzux6hHmtcU6c5Pc2GMx3r37aeYgaJ1JZyA_SBpKzEXMBtYjQe8_qSwlTL63iRrWkRNkro2s5KPg6Uy-CT9th4S9glWKtA3nok6MmlqLQTm89Byo/s1600-h/flowers.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330780692721911250" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 265px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7WLX9HSPHYkoliGEvLf5Kau8EtjcFzux6hHmtcU6c5Pc2GMx3r37aeYgaJ1JZyA_SBpKzEXMBtYjQe8_qSwlTL63iRrWkRNkro2s5KPg6Uy-CT9th4S9glWKtA3nok6MmlqLQTm89Byo/s400/flowers.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p align="right"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:180%;">"If</span> <span style="font-size:130%;">there is no love in the world</span>, we will make a new world, and we will give it walls, and we will furnish it with soft, red interiors, from the inside out, and give it a knocker that resonates like a diamond falling to a jeweller's felt so that we should never hear it.</span> </span><span style="font-size:180%;">Love me, because love doesn't exist, and I have tried everything that does."</span> </p>k bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11129376724819051917noreply@blogger.com0