grey poupon

conversations:

l: did you know...
k: that your head is the size of a grape
l: that mom named you kristen because she wanted you to be a ten and not a tine?
k: and mine is the size of a pretty good strawberry. yes i know.
l: [unimpressed face]
k: it's because she thought i was a perfect ten, not something goats eat. tin. direct quote. i'm not even fucking with you.
....
k: dad named you leanne because he was really really high.
l: shut up.

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r: what kind of sandwich did you get?
k: veggie sandwich... with ham.

anyways, here's some sloths in a box.
mawwwww.