Monday, May 25, 2009

"Sometimes I can hear my bones straining
under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."

Sunday, May 10, 2009

paper girls and paper boys

this is the neatest little project i've seen in awhile.
who wouldn't love to receive a bundle of art while walking down the street?
wish more people were doing small things like this.

Papergirl #3 from Papergirl on Vimeo.

before maggo burnt her scalp right off, she jerked it with the head tingler.
which is the best invention ever, in case anyone didn't know.

seriously, it would eliminate all need for relationships, almost.

LOOK. it equals instant relaxation!

so maggi set herself on fire, which was horrendous.
then she did it again an hour later.
dear maggi, i know you want to be a fiery redhead but just get real already.
burnt hair smells worse than week old garbage.
won wonnnn.
this was entertaining for fives minutes.

i don't understand how to operate the internet.
i have two days off, also, sort of. the possibilities!

Thursday, May 7, 2009


l: did you know...
k: that your head is the size of a grape
l: that mom named you kristen because she wanted you to be a ten and not a tine?
k: and mine is the size of a pretty good strawberry. yes i know.
l: [unimpressed face]
k: it's because she thought i was a perfect ten, not something goats eat. tin. direct quote. i'm not even fucking with you.
k: dad named you leanne because he was really really high.
l: shut up.


r: what kind of sandwich did you get?
k: veggie sandwich... with ham.

anyways, here's some sloths in a box.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

i don't see why not?

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

floor to ceiling bookshelves.



think beauty and the beast.

Friday, May 1, 2009

"If there is no love in the world, we will make a new world, and we will give it walls, and we will furnish it with soft, red interiors, from the inside out, and give it a knocker that resonates like a diamond falling to a jeweller's felt so that we should never hear it. Love me, because love doesn't exist, and I have tried everything that does."