Sunday, May 10, 2009

before maggo burnt her scalp right off, she jerked it with the head tingler.
which is the best invention ever, in case anyone didn't know.


seriously, it would eliminate all need for relationships, almost.


LOOK. it equals instant relaxation!

so maggi set herself on fire, which was horrendous.
then she did it again an hour later.
dear maggi, i know you want to be a fiery redhead but just get real already.
burnt hair smells worse than week old garbage.
won wonnnn.
this was entertaining for fives minutes.


i don't understand how to operate the internet.
i have two days off, also, sort of. the possibilities!

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