if you need me i'll be lurking by my mailbox for 4-6 business days.
Friday, November 27, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
love of my life
Monday, November 9, 2009
lols ain't dead
i remember having to watch this in school after we read the book when i was 12 or something and the lols that followed this scene.
serious acting skillz!!
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
wild thing, you make my heart sing..
just finished watching the new and almighty live-action...
mixed feelings, guys. avoiding my in-depth, amazingly epic ~movie reviewer and critic~ essay, let's just say i thought it was good for what it ended up being.
and now, 100 liters of beer on the wall.... ?? let the wild rumpus start!
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
now its all sunny and hot-like, so im gonna spend the whole day sitting poolside, reading a book, loving the sun and discussing important world issues with maggi [processed cheese vs real cheese, and which one is appropriate in different contexts and situations].
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
hip to be square
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
because it's the best.
maybe if i play the playstation one now i will totally blow the whole console up. probz.
OKAY NOW REMINISCE ABOUT HOW SWEET THIS GAME WAS WHEN YOU WERE LIKE, 10 OR 11 OR LIKE 23 FOR ALL YOU OLD FARTS.
Saturday, August 1, 2009
"wondrously devastating"
anyways i wanted to blog about something the other day and now i forget what it was so here's this book i'm reading that my good pal erik lent me and he works at a bookstore and is generally hip and happening, with the exception of his "casual-wear" shoes, now resembling some horrible hybrid between sneakers and sandals, only worse than those gladiator sh-andal bootie WHATEVER things, so he probably knows what he's talking about:
i would tell you how it is but i'm currently only 26 pages in and i dont even think at least 8 of those are real pages.
apparently jonathan franzen dissed oprah when she picked it for her book club though and she got her panties in a knot over it so IT HAS TO BE GOOD, RIGHT? [does anyone even remember a million little pieces? worst. i knew the book was over when he talked about 'a fat otter with a paddle like tail' but failed to come to the conclusion that maybe what he was looking at was, i don't know, maybe A BEAVER.].
the back cover is even full of about a gazillion amazing reviews and franzen is looking quite stoic in his author photo. win?
and why is it so cold that i have to wear sweatpants to bed in the middle of summer and i can't feel my feets? does this mean i will still be able to play on my slip n' slide for my bday in january?!?? i can't wait!~!!!!
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
they look awesome!! i'm stoked i got to take part and be creepy!
http://fromthepeoplephoto.blogspot.com/
check it out, they've got all kinds of neat projects currently in the works tooooo
also, it is surprisingly easy to get shaving cream, baby powder, cooking oil and a multitude of other goodies out of your hair after glopping it all in there for a few hours!
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
speaking of
i know it's old and i know everyone has probably seen it but...
LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW IN LOVE WITH THIS DANCE I AM.
no, seriously, if you don't like it you're probably an asshole and i don't think we can be friends.
so well done! so adorable! myyaaaahh!!!
makes me want to put off sleeping and push all my furniture aside and go to town dancing all night, despite the fact i just worked a twelve hour day and i work again in the morning for another billion hours.
i miss dancing more than most things. won wonn.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
magic soap tingles
so... this is my new favorite thing.
this stuff is the best.
no, really, THE BEST.
it's like a whole-mouth-clean for your entire body!!
it makes you all cooly and tingly and amazing
and basically the smallest amount makes so much lather action, which is just great if youre like.. 22 and poor/a stingy cheapskate, you know?
and then it leaves you all smooth feeling!!
im considering calling into work so i can just sit here admiring how smooth my legs are right now.
plus it makes the bathroom smell like you just cleaned it!
i cant even believe how awesome this stuff is you guys.
i never want to do anything but shower ever again.
thank you dr. Bronner and your magical soap that you can use for everything ever!! you're the bomb!
i dunno why i didn't get wise to this stuff a thousand years ago when i first heard about it.
get into it....
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
tree shapers
um, what? soooo cooool!
what is this, like the most tedious art form ever?
either way, very cool. they make giant stick tree people and tables and stuff too!
here's the website: http://www.pooktre.com/index.html
i want a live tree chair.
Monday, June 1, 2009
inspired by kittens
-brunching
our walls are going to look so sweet now even if we are cripples
Sunday, May 10, 2009
paper girls and paper boys
brilliant!
who wouldn't love to receive a bundle of art while walking down the street?
wish more people were doing small things like this.
Papergirl #3 from Papergirl on Vimeo.
http://www.papergirl-berlin.de/
which is the best invention ever, in case anyone didn't know.
seriously, it would eliminate all need for relationships, almost.
LOOK. it equals instant relaxation!
so maggi set herself on fire, which was horrendous.
then she did it again an hour later.
dear maggi, i know you want to be a fiery redhead but just get real already.
burnt hair smells worse than week old garbage.
won wonnnn.
this was entertaining for fives minutes.
i don't understand how to operate the internet.
i have two days off, also, sort of. the possibilities!
Thursday, May 7, 2009
l: did you know...
k: that your head is the size of a grape
l: that mom named you kristen because she wanted you to be a ten and not a tine?
k: and mine is the size of a pretty good strawberry. yes i know.
l: [unimpressed face]
k: it's because she thought i was a perfect ten, not something goats eat. tin. direct quote. i'm not even fucking with you.
....
k: dad named you leanne because he was really really high.
l: shut up.
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r: what kind of sandwich did you get?
k: veggie sandwich... with ham.
anyways, here's some sloths in a box.
mawwwww.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
"If there is no love in the world, we will make a new world, and we will give it walls, and we will furnish it with soft, red interiors, from the inside out, and give it a knocker that resonates like a diamond falling to a jeweller's felt so that we should never hear it. Love me, because love doesn't exist, and I have tried everything that does."
Monday, April 20, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
its really hard to make sweet collages when you have no paper and no glue. maaaaan. just so everyone knows, twentyfour hour walmarts arent open for twentyfour hours on sundays so all safaris are destined for epic fail status.